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Best ‘Supernatural’ Quotes from ‘Live Free or Twi-Hard’
“I’m the clumsiest person ever.”
-Kristen, in a reference to the fact that Twilight star Kristen Stewart is notoriously clumsy
“So, your place? Is there gonna be velvet?”
-Kristen, wondering what Robert’s vampire nest looks like
“Ice cream comes in lots of flavors, Sam.”
-Dean, defending his belief that all the kidnapped emo girls are cute
“These aren’t vampires, man. These are douchebags.”
-Dean describing the fictional vampires from a Twilight-esque book and film series
“That’s just … uncomfortable.”
-Sam’s thoughts on the vampire laptop wallpaper
“What is he so bummed out about?”
-Dean’s thoughts on the vampire laptop wallpaper
“He’s watching her sleep. How is that not rapey?”
-Dean’s thoughts on the vampire book cover
“This is a national bestseller. How is that possible?”
-Dean talking about the vampire book
“That kid’s everywhere”
Dean: “Try Lautner."
Sam: “Wait, he’s a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?"
Dean: “Are you kidding me, that kid’s everywhere. It’s a freaking nightmare."
“How many Ts are there in Pattinson?”
-Sam wondering how to spell the last name of Twilight star Robert Pattinson
“These chicks are just throwing themselves at you. All you gotta do is, I don’t know, write bad poetry.”
-Sam on how real vampires could use the Internet to attract goth chicks
“They grab kids, that’s food, right. But if they already got a bunch of walking, talking juice bars, why bother with a blood mobile? It doesn’t add up.”
-Sam questioning the logic of the vampires
“You wanted emo chicks, I think we hit Ground Zero.”
-Dean describing the female population at the goth bar
“Think she wears all that rubber at the beach?”
-Dean on the waitress’s outfit
“You go with Efron, I got Bieber.”
-Dean describing the two suspected emo vampire guys, comparing them to Zac Efron and Justin Bieber
“Are you wearing glitter?”
Dean: “Are you wearing glitter?"
Fake Vampire Kid: “I only do it to get laid, man."
Dean: “Does it work?"(Fake Vampire Kid shakes his head ‘Yes’). I’ll be damned."
“Alright, MMMBop your way out of here. Go, go. And use a condom.”
-Dean to the fake vampire kid, making an old school Hanson reference
“You’re pretty.”
-Boris the vampire to Dean
“I’m a monster, this is not a problem that you spitball. We gotta deal with this before I hurt somebody.”
-Dean on wanting to be killed after being turned into a vampire
“Newsflash, Mr. Wizard: Vampires pee.”
-Dean to Sam
“Oh God, I’m Pattinson.”
-Dean after realizing he’s acting like Edward Cullen trying to protect Lisa by leaving her
“Dude, you reek. You’re like a walking hamburger.”
-Dean to Sam about his human smell
“What the hell’s wrong with you, Sam?”
-Samuel posing an excellent question after suspecting that Sam let Dean get turned into a vampire
“I killed so many people on the way over here.”
-Dean covering for why he’s not interested in drinking any blood
“The recruiters get to bang all the chicks. That’s you now, bro.”
-Robert to Dean on his role in the vampires’ plan
“These are the best days in the last 600 years to be a vampire. Dracula, Anne Rice? Please. These stupid little brats are so horny they’ve reinvented us as Prince Charming with a Volvo. They want a promise ring with fangs, so I give it to them.”
-Boris on the state of modern vampires
“It looks like your brother has some Campbell in him after all.”
-Samuel about Dean on the family resemblance after seeing all the vampires Dean brutally killed
“Le chaim!”
-Dean’s appropriate toast before drinking the vampire cure since it means “to life" and the cure brings Dean back to life
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