Best ‘Supernatural’ Quotes from ‘The Third Man’
“Next time you can call me on my night off.”
-Sam’s prostitute who was so impressed with his prowess she almost forgot to get paid
“Ben, I know you’re lying. … Because I lie professionally, that’s how.”
-Dean encouraging Ben to tell the truth
“I was kicking your ass”
Sam: “Were you racing me?"
Dean: “No. I was kicking your ass."
“These guys ate their way out of a cop’s melon. I don’t quite remember that in the King James.”
-Dean on the odd way the plague of locusts manifested itself
“We’re listening to the guy with the bug in his custard? That’s the theory you want to go with?”
-Dean dismissing Sam’s idea of agreeing with the cop about God punishing the dirty cops
“Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.”
-Dean’s prayer to Castiel
“Dean and I do share a more profound bond. I wasn’t gonna mention it.”
-Castiel to Sam about why he responded to Dean’s prayers and not Sam’s
“What part of ‘I don’t know’ escapes your understanding?”
-Castiel to Sam after Sam continues to push for answers about his mysterious return
“The weapon isn’t being used at full capacity. I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect.”
-Castiel on whoever is using the Staff of Moses
“What is Chuck Heston’s disco stick doing down here anyway? I mean, don’t you guys put away your toys?”
-Dean on the fact that the Staff of Moses (who was played by Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments) was taken from Heaven
“Sam, Dean, my ‘people skills’ are ‘rusty.’ Pardon me, but I have spent the last ‘year’ as a multi-dimensional wavelength of celestial intent. But believe me, you do not want that weapon down here. Help me find it or more people will die.”
-Castiel using excessive air quotes to describe the situation
“OK, silver lining.”
-Dean’s positive reaction to the fact that Castiel’s battle with the angel resulted in them falling on and destroying Sam’s new car
“Who’s on first?”
Dean: “There’s too many angels, Cas. I don’t know who’s on first, what’s on second?"
Castiel: “What IS second."
Dean: “Don’t start that."
“I was expecting more Dr. No, less Liberace.”
-Dean’s reaction to Balthazar’s mansion
“Even I know that’s a bad joke.”
-Castiel’s reaction to Balthazar’s joke about their being a frog in the angel’s throat, literally
“This morning I had a ménage a … what’s French for 12?”
-Balthazar on what he did in the morning
"It's a new era"
Balthazar: “You’re the one who made it possible. The footsteps I’m following, they’re yours. What you did, stopping the big plan, the prize fight, you did more than rebel. You tore up the whole script and burned the pages for all of us. It’s a new era. No rules, no destiny, just utter and complete freedom."
“All else aside, I’m really, really happy to see you. Even though you still have that stick up your ass.”
-Balthazar to Castiel
“Peace out, douchewad.”
-Dean before pressing the symbol to send angels away
“Hey! Look at my junk.”
-Balthazar to Raphael before using his Heavenly weapon to turn him into a pillar of salt
“I believe the hairless ape has the floor.”
-Castiel to Balthazar, referring to the fact that Dean is in charge
“That’s Ben’s Halloween costume”
Sam: “What the Hell is that?"
Dean: “Oh, that’s Ben’s Halloween costume."
Sam: “Wendigo?"
Dean: “Yeah."
Sam: “Accurate."
“I’m just saying we’re different”
Dean: “You went to Hell, Sam. And believe me, I know what that does to a guy."
Sam: “To you."
Dean: "What?"
Sam: “You know what it does to you. It tortured you. I think it still does. But, Dean, I’m OK."
Dean: “So you’re saying what, that you’re stronger than me?"
Sam: “No. I’m just saying we’re different."