Best ‘Supernatural’ Quotes from ‘Two and a Half Men’
“Either we got monsters grabbing babies to make baby stew or we got a bunch of psychotic yokels grabbing babies to make baby stew. Either way, it’s baby stew, which is bad.”
-Samuel
“Ben, mark my words: You will never, ever shoot a gun. Ever!”
-Dean
“Welcome to the party, Guttenberg.”
-Sam to Dean upon Dean seeing the baby, a reference to Steve Guttenberg starring in the film Three Men and a Baby
“Dean, no offense, but if you don’t walk out that door, I’m gonna shoot you.”
-Lisa laying down the law
“I’m pretty sure that there’s some kind of paste or jelly you’re supposed to put on their butt.”
-Dean on what babies need
“Give me the baby before I stab you in your neck.”
-Dean to the shapeshifter posing as a sweet old lady
“Who designed this thing, NASA?”
-Dean on the car seat
“I’ll pay you money if you sit still. This is like diffusing an IED with poop.””
-Dean trying to negotiate with the baby while changing its diaper
“You got a whole Dr. Huxtable vibe coming off you. You’re like father material.”
-Sam describing Dean, comparing him to the dad from The Cosby Show
“I’ve never seen a baby monster before.”
-Sam on the shifter baby
“What the hell are we gonna do with it? We can’t actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.”
-Dean on the shifter baby
“You got something to say? No? All right. Well, you just stand there and think at me.”
-Dean to the always silent Mark
“You can’t Angelina Jolie a shapeshifter.”
-Dean on why adopting the shifter baby and raising it as a hunter is a bad idea
“Congrats, it’s a boy. Sometimes.”
-Samuel to Christian after giving him the shifter baby
“No, I didn’t catch it. It killed three of my people. I shot it full of elephant tranquilizer and it chuckled. To be honest, I’m not sure I want to find it, but yeah, we will find a way to catch it. … Yeah, sure, I’ll bring it right to you. Gift wrapped.”
-Samuel to the mysterious person who he apparently is working for to collect monsters
“If I knew for sure what the safest thing was, then I’d do it. Stay here and look after you guys or get as far away as I possibly can. I don’t know.”
-Dean to Lisa, proving what a good guy he is
“If there’s some rule that says this all has to be either/or, how about we break it? Me and Ben will be here and you come when you can. Just come in one piece, OK?”
-Lisa, the most understanding woman in the world, telling Dean to go be a hunter with Sam
04-10-10, 12:12 PM
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