he he he
thats coooooooooool

you are funny
(^_^)

You are much funnier, did you write your report funny angel

* The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open

* The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures

Americans

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I am not an American."

"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.

"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."

I have 2 admit guys that u really make me start my day with a smile, and if i don't i -at least- end it with a smile and sleep in peace. Thanks to the very person who came up with this idea, i thank him indeed.

It's all about marriage this time

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her

I just pass to thank you for such a funny ironics and jokes