come on
iwanna share with you
you could do better just if you wanna do

we're all waiting for ur joke

DID U MISS ME?

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud



If a turtle doesnt have a [محذوف][محذوف][محذوف][محذوف]l, is it naked or homeless ?



A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.

Bad Luck

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

wonderful guys, you keep me start my day with laughing

* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

* It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

* Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness