he he h e
thats funny

I can post any thing
cause I have a report to write about a disease
(^_^)
sooooo
i will post
v, sooooooooooon

see ya soon girl, and good luck in your report

* there are two theories about arguing with a woman, and neither one works

* Before you critcise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes

Q: Why don't aliens eat clowns.
A: Because they taste funny.


Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.


Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".


Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

hahahaaaaaaaaaaa,the Muffin joke is wonderful, god where did you get it

now my turn to make u laugh

* Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets

he h eh eh e
thats funny
(^_^)

soooo here I'm




Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them





Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.






Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it doesn't.






When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?






A: why did the man throw his watch out the window
B: hw wanted to see time fly





Q: way is the math book so unhappy
A: cause it's full of problems





Q: what happened to plants in math slass
A: it grew square roots





Q: what state pancils came from
A: pencil-vania





Q: why did the boy eat his homework
A: becuase the teacher said it was a piece of cake



see you around

(^_^)