he he he
thats funny

you are funny

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No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.


zoo: A place where animals study the habits of humans.


You have a right to your opinions; I just don't want to hear them.




Small programs are for small minds.

:))) i really like to start my day with a smile, thanx guys, u really make my day

funny proverbs

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage


P.S. is there a way that we can get to know eachother better?

you are soooo funny

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.


A day without sunshine is like --- well, night.


A man will search 20 minutes for a golf ball.



Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.




As I said before, I never repeat myself.



Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!



I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.




so what do you think
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becoz of u guys i find it hard to make my mouth comes back to normal position everytime after reading what u wrote

well, let's c what i got today

About Men anf Women -and remember, i mean no affence to anyone-

I- About Men:

01- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse"

02- The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.

03- "Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable." - this oneis by "Cher" the singer


II- About Women:

01- If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning

02- When women go wrong, men go right after them

03- A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often