now 4 some knock-outs :)


"Room service? Send up a larger room."


"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."



"Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'."

have an unforgettable day

aayymmaann about the chimp, oh it's really unexpected one, thank u

* How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight. One to work the light bulb, and seven to make sure Microsoft gets US$2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

* How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard

i found these guys , try reading it and ...wonder

# If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

# Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment; but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?l

* If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?l