Hi again funny friends, i likes these too

* This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

* Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me

he he he he
thats really funny

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I liked the first one



I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet.



I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.




I took an IQ test and the results were negative.



If Harry Potter is so good at magic, how come he still needs glasses?


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wish u a very nice day

"My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers"

"My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers"

"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick"

I find it so hard to create a joke, so i liked the challange and i came up with this

"Two friends were at the funfairs, suddenly a popcorn cart exploded and the corn started falling on people, Friend 1: it's raining corn, my prayers are answered finally
Friend 2: so we should go away immediately, coz i was praying Cadillacs."

I hope u liked it and i really appreciate ur comments