Funny Poem




Characters of the poem:
Mom
Child
Get Out of Bed!
Mom (yelling):

Get out of bed you silly fool!
Get up right now, it’s time for school.
If you don’t dress without a fuss,
I’ll throw you naked on the bus!
Child:
Oh, Mom, don’t make me go today.
I’m feeling worse than yesterday.
You don’t know what I’m going through.
I’ve got a strange, rare case of flu.
My body aches, my throat is sore.
I’m sure I’m knocking on death’s door.
You can’t send me to school—achoo!— (sneeze)
`Cause everyone could get it, too.
Besides the kids despise me there.
They always tease, and always stare
And all the teachers know my name.
When something’s wrong, it’s me they blame
Mom (yelling):
You faked a headache yesterday.
Don’t pull that stuff on me today.
Stop acting like a silly fool—
The principal cannot skip school!
THE END!

are u in love


When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore
that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them.
At that moment, you are in love.
Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love.
If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from
that special someone than other many long e-mails,
you are in love.
When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message
from that special someone, you are in love.
When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love.
You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend",but
you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that
moment, you are in love.

what should i say

What should I say




What should I say
Since faith is dead
And Truth away
From you is fled
Should I be led
With doubleness
Nay, nay, mistress


I promised you,
And you promised me
To be as true
As I would be
But since I see
Your double heart
Farewell my part


Though for to take
It is not my mind
But to forsake
(One so unkind)
And as I find
So will I trust
Farewell, unjust


Can ye say nay
But you said
That I always
Should be obeyed
And thus betrayed
Or that I wist…
Farewell, unkissed

I Am Not Your Friend If

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to think before you speak to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to thank me for everything i do for you!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to say sorry for everything
that you don't do!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF >>>you have to ask me for favours!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think i would not be curious to
know your new philosophy of life!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you go by what i say and do not understand
what i don't say!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that listening to your dreams
would put me to sleep!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that seeing you in pain,
would
not bring a tear to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think I do not remember the first time
we met!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you don't see the thousand ways I try to
make you happy!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you don't realise how your smile brightens
up my day!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you would rather keep quiet when you really
wanna talk!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you hesitate to ask me to stay back when
you think we should be together!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you take too much time to tell me what i
mean to you!

Am I Your FRIEND ????

A SMILE can Take You MILES....

Call Me

If One day you feel like craying...
Call me.
I don't promise you that...
I'll make you laugh,
But I can cry with you...


If one day you want to run away...
Don't be afraid to call me...
I don' promise to ask you to stop,
But I can run with you...


If one day you don't want to listen
to anybody;
Call me and,
I promise to be very quiet...


But...
If one day you call and there is no answer...
Come fast to see me...
Perhaps I need you...