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cocubasha
المنتدى :
الارشيف
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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة anime girl  |
هاي للجميع وعن جد اشتقت للجميع بدون استثناء ولا ذكر اسماء لانكم جميعا عزيزات على القلب حبيت بس اقط وجهي عندكم واقولكم
i missssssssss you guys
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We miss you too Anime
where have u been girl
and on your honour i'd like to put the latest funny story i heard
Hope you guys like it like i did
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!
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19-05-09, 12:09 PM
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