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Professor was requested to explain the ideas about marketing:
1. I saw a beautiful girl at a party, go to it and I said: I am a very rich, do you marry.
"This is direct marketing."
2. I own with a group of friends and I saw a beautiful girl, a friend went to
He told her: This is a very rich wife.
"This is propaganda."
3. I saw a beautiful girl at a party, he went and took No. Salvo, the next day
I contacted them and said: I am a very rich, his wife.
"This is about marketing yet."
4. You concerts, I saw a beautiful girl, and played a modified linking the neck, and then I went to it and made them drink, and ended when the concert got her car and opened a door, killed
Have picked up her bag, and then I said to her: the way I sing, you marry?.
"This is public relations."
5. You concerts, I saw a beautiful girl, you came and said: You are very rich, Should she marry?
"This accept or adopt the product."
6. I saw a beautiful girl at a party, I went to it and I said: I am a very rich, his wife; What
The only replied that you smacked on your face.
. "This reaction of the customer."
7. I saw a beautiful girl at a party, I went to him and I said: I am a very rich, his wife. What
The only provided that you husband.
"This is a gap between demand and supply."
8. I saw a beautiful girl at a party, went before them and say anything, came of another person
He told her: Do I marry rich, go with him.
"This competition eroding market share."
9. I saw a beautiful girl at a party, went before them and say: "I'm indispensable, his wife"
, Entered wife.
"These obstacles entering new markets"
God willing, be screamed
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