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Wife VS Husband ... lol
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
Not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither
of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the Husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the Wife replied, "In-laws."
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*CREATION*
A man said to his Wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time.
" The Wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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*The Silent Treatment*
A man and his Wife were having some problems at home and were givingeach
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he
would need his Wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
had missed his flight. Furious , he was about to go and see why his Wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, Wake up."
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