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Marriage Jokes

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During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking out, …

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School Jokes

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A graduate with a science degree asks, “Why does it work?” A graduate with an engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” A graduate with an accounting degree asks, “How much it cost?” A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?” (45)

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Blondes & Basketball

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Blondes & Basketball Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging. (14)

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RIP Robin Williams

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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong. Robin Williams   Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014) was an actor, comedian, and filmmaker. He started his career as a stand-up comedian in San Francisco and Los Angeles in the mid-seventies Later on he went on to establish a cuccesful and unforgetable career in both stand-up comedy and film acting. Loved and appreciated by …

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Snake Bite

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I hope I’m not poisonous, says the first snake. “Why?” asks the second snake. “Because I just bit my lip.” (38)

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